An excellent summer blockbuster filled with gutbusting giggles and gobs and gobs of gratuitous girl power. Barbie isn’t for boys. I don’t know if anyone ever implicitly stated this to me as a child but it was as intrinsically understood as the earth being round and the sky being blue. While this is an egregiousContinue reading “BARBIE”
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FALL
An acrophobic adventure filled with silly thrills. I thought I only had one worst nightmare. Being stranded in shark infested water. Period. I couldn’t imagine anything more terrifying than that. Until today. Thanks a lot Fall. Now as easy as it is to avoid shark infested waters it is even easier to avoid the nightmareContinue reading “FALL”
KNOCK AT THE CABIN
Nothing new in this snoozy M. Night Shyamalacolypse. Are there any real M. Night Shyamalan fans left out there or are we all doing some form of hate watching at this point? Even when the twists are mildly entertaining, as is the case with Knock at the Cabin, they’re so on the nose and inelegantlyContinue reading “KNOCK AT THE CABIN”
2023 Oscar Predictions
This year for the first time ever I’ve decided to watch all of the films nominated for the major Academy Awards. Leading up to the awards I thought I’d talk over each category and each nominee and give my rotted opinions. I’m in my Roger Ebert era, live the fantasy with me or kick rocks.Continue reading “2023 Oscar Predictions”
Cliff’s Notes: Rotted & Relatable Reviews 